After banging until your close to exploding, pinch it off (for later use) spit on her back, and pretend your all out of man-o-naise. The woman, thinking you are done dominating her va-jag, will turn around and try to initiate lame after sex tard talk. Seize the moment to unleash your spooge in the facial area.
Friend- well, what happened?
Guy- Bro Chi Mihn, what do you think? I hit her with the Gypsy Fake Out. Probably swallowed a gallon :)
Friend- God i want to be you