Gympocalypse

Gympocalypse: Gym + apocalypse= gympocalypse...When one realizes that he better get off his AZZ after he looked in the mirror after the holidays and fainted in disgust....

....AL: Dude WTF!! You need a gympocalypse!! Did you swallow the TV? Buddy Greg...Naw, just been hanging out at the Olive Bar with the BOYZ!

Gympocalypse by Mr.FD February 9, 2010

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gaypocalypse

The coming apocalypse due to homosexual deviancy and degeneracy. Whereby homosexuality becomes so predominant that people forget how to breed properly.

The gaypocalypse is upon us - can our culture weather the storm of queer deviance?

gaypocalypse by the1mills June 9, 2019

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gaypocalypse

The chaos that ensues when gays become upset and reak havoc because an idol or icon has been besmirched. A gaypocalyse can be the result of a less than flattering review or negative comment made by a member of the media.

The effects of a gaypocalpse can range from (but are not limited to) poorly-constructed floral arrangements to "accidents" in a hair salon.

"How the hell did Madonna forget the lyrics to "Like a Prayer" during that "Hope for Haiti Benefit"? Hasn't she been singing that song since the 1900's?"

"Shhh! Be quiet. My hairdresser Chad is a big fan. If he hears you, he'll usher in the gaypocalypse!

gaypocalypse by The Divine Grace March 4, 2010

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Grapocalypse

Mardi Gras + Apocalypse = Grapocalypse

Nick: hey what you guys doing next weekend?

Raheel: nothing big brah, just grapocalypse.

Grapocalypse by Grapoclypse March 12, 2011

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

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