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acronym: Guess What I'm Thinking.

An unfair and/or impossible task (unless you are Derren Brown).
A riddle that masquerades as sophisticated but which can only be solved by mind-reading.
A (chucklehead: Bet you can't GWIT
B: Yeah, i can't really be bothered.
A: Oh go on, i'm not gonna give you any clues though.
B: Are you enjoying this?
A: Yes
B: I'm not.
A: Go on, GWIT... please.
GWIT by foferka-azaki February 1, 2019

Whipple gone-on the gwit 

A random phrase for emphasis for absolutely no reason.
“Rita, get your own damn plane ticket, I’m about to whipple gone-on the gwit to Kingshighway before the DMV closes.”
1. To demand, ask for, or take as one's own.

2. To move, go, or come secretly, quietly, or unobserved while committing theft.
Gwitch a cigarette butt; gwitch one's cigarette; to gwitch a cigarette out of a box; to gwitch a cigarette and begin to smoke.
Gwitch by Bob Simon November 22, 2009

gwitzler 

Noun. Person of percieved low intelligence. i.e. idiot, buffoon, moron. Can also mean being stupid for a brief instance.
That kid who always thinks he knows the class material but really doesn't is such a GWITZLER.

Yea, I fell down on the way over here, such a GWITZLER I am!
gwitzler by TXR April 2, 2003

gwithian 

Someone that wastes his time looking up dictionary definitions all day
"Oh man, that guy just sits there doing nothing all day - such a Gwithian"
gwithian by Bob July 25, 2003

Wittewy hittin da gwitty 

Sarah: *hits the griddy*
John: “omg Sarah is wittewy hittin da gwitty”