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1. A Flabby wrinkly gorilla looking fat fuck.

2. The female version of shrek; A greasy, dirty lice- infested beast. Commonly imitates the mating sounds of a Gorilla to get attention. (may cause trauma if seen upclose)

3. A grotesque hairy hermaphodite that showers once every year. Smells of rotting dead fish guts and weighs over 500lbs.

4. A mentally- slow bumble fuck that commonly takes a dump and does not wipe his/ her ass.
Girl 1: Is that Guynan over there?

Girl 2: Eww look at her gut falling out of her pants!
by Janney1345353453 May 20, 2009
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