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by singular fiddlestick December 10, 2021
The fish in spongebob who always screams my leg in the background of episodes that dont include him.
Spongebob was a hall monitor and directed traffic. Everyone crashed...
guy who always screams my leg: MY LEG!
guy who always screams my leg: MY LEG!
by Kayrowe November 14, 2009
One of the Friendly Friends at Fox and Friends, the Brown-Haired Guy Who Isn't Steve Doocy (Sometimes incorrectly refereed to as the Black-Haired Guy Who Isn't Steve Doocy, or even more rarely as Brain Kilmeade) is a anchor and co-host on the weekday version of Fox and Friends. He typically provides sports news, while hitting on Fox and Friends Spare Blonde Alisyn Camerota.
"And we're losing sight of the real problem here!"
"That the Bald Guy who isn't the Black-Haired Guy, who isn't the Brown-Haired Guy Who Isn't Steve Doocy, isn't Steve Doocy!" -Stephen Colbert
"That the Bald Guy who isn't the Black-Haired Guy, who isn't the Brown-Haired Guy Who Isn't Steve Doocy, isn't Steve Doocy!" -Stephen Colbert
by Funny Foes of Fox and Friends September 27, 2010
Margaret: Hey Josh what team are you on? Team Edward or Team Jacob?
Josh: There both gay. I'm team guy who almost hit Bella with a truck
Josh: There both gay. I'm team guy who almost hit Bella with a truck
by LookAtMeNoooow January 8, 2012
Girl: I'm looking for a guy who really cares about a girl's feelings, you know...
Guy: Ha. Luck with that.
Guy: Ha. Luck with that.
by NinJay February 2, 2012
Some douchebag: are you and that other guy gay?
Me: No, we're just guys who stick their penises in other guy's butt holes, huge difference
Some douchebag: I see no difference
Me: It's cuz we say NO HOMO so that makes it straight. Then we go back to fucking girls right in the pussy
Me: No, we're just guys who stick their penises in other guy's butt holes, huge difference
Some douchebag: I see no difference
Me: It's cuz we say NO HOMO so that makes it straight. Then we go back to fucking girls right in the pussy
by jacob256 November 6, 2014
The guy who is and will stay loyal to all in his life. Usually plays baseball or basketball and has curly blonde hair and blue eyes. He is so perfect in every way and he is loved by many! He doesnt usually think he's very attractive. He is SUPER funny and makes every girl GO CRAZY. any girl would be lucky to meet a Robert!
Robert-the guy who makes your heart melt!
Girl1: OMG i totally love robert he is so perfect in every way and i love him so much! nobody makes me feel like he does!
Girl2: AWW Robert is totally lovable! u need to go out with him!
Girl1: OMG i totally love robert he is so perfect in every way and i love him so much! nobody makes me feel like he does!
Girl2: AWW Robert is totally lovable! u need to go out with him!
by buttercup518 May 26, 2013