gurufu 

A person who pretends to be a guru of kung fu, but in actuality is only a guru of dicknose. Seen along the East Coast, often out in the wild diddling unexpecting victims of their FAAB and other personal belongings. Easily identified by their rare giant dicknose and inflated ego. Seldom seen at the job site, gurufu are invasive species and migrate frequently. Diet consists mainly of vegetables, but has recently started eating meats.

That gurufu fleeced me something good. That's the biggest nose I ever seen!

gurufu by TripleCrown DS September 25, 2023

gurufu 

Turd sandwich

That gurufu sandwich was not good, but it had a big nose!

gurufu by TripleCrown DS September 30, 2023

Gurufateh 

Gurufateh is kinda like what you would use for anything to make the pie whole, it just fits for anything, anytime and anywhere! (almost all ways fallowed by a round of ooohhhhing and awkward finger snapin *SNAPSNAPSNAP*).

1. bob: Hey! Who broke my vase?

Kim: Umm.... guru fateh!

2. H4X02: HahA yOu NoObZ /GOts T3h PwNd!

1337 N0O8 KlNg: Oh Yeha well at least im not gurufateh!!

H4X02: oH yOU ArE TeH rIgHt AgE!

Gurufateh by DoomAnaar July 15, 2009

Gurfuff

-A gruff chuckle,
-Or sarcastic tone used when making a joke or comment.

First known use by Faith B. Anderson, who thought it was an actual word until she looked it up and found it did not exist

As the dumpster fire spiraled out of control, she said with a gurfuff, “I guess it could be worse.”

Gurfuff by AFashionTrend February 17, 2026