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A kind of turd so girthy and hard to evacuate that it feels as if you have had a prolapse. If you eat nothing but burgers for a week you are likely to encounter one of these. This kind of turd was implicated in the death of rock legend Elvis Presley
Person- 'Dont use the upstairs bathroom for a while Mum. I just spent 40 minutes wrestling a gurnturd that put a crack in the royal dalton. it was like passing a brick wrapped in sandpaper and i had to chop it into pieces just to get it to flush!'

Person's mum - 'That's lovely dear. What do you want for dinner?'

Person - 'Burgers again please'
by huge jackedman May 02, 2011
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