guoba

Once was known as Marchosius, the God of the Stove and the Patron God of Soil, he is now a tiny chili eating panda who will fucking wreak your shit and/or not light fires

Person: Oh, you know Guoba? Yeah, I recently crowned him but he won’t light any damn FIRES!!
Another Person: …wait wasn’t he a god?

by SoleilHasCavedtoThoma November 7, 2021