Alcoholic, conservative, former police officer or military soldier turned youtuber whos entire personality is drinking whiteclaws/seltzers and shooting guns or talking about shooting guns or watching people shooting guns while talking about it.
Dan: Hey dude did you see the new update video on the AK-50!!! Totally rad bro! Man i love guntubers!
Smelvin: I don't know how to tell you this Dan because you are my best friend of 7 years now, but i feel it is for the best to get this out there.... I had sex with your wife... I'm so sorr-.
Dan: Fuck yeah! Bronut Moperator just oploaded!!
Smelvin: I don't know how to tell you this Dan because you are my best friend of 7 years now, but i feel it is for the best to get this out there.... I had sex with your wife... I'm so sorr-.
Dan: Fuck yeah! Bronut Moperator just oploaded!!
by HardCockMcgee November 23, 2022