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guntfucker 

Extremely powerful insult usually directed towards someone when a more creative term than 'asshole' is needed. The implication is that the person is so amoral/stupid that they would fuck a gunt as opposed to a cunt. Reasons for this lack of proper copulation technique could range from indifference to desperation to a perverted sense of the need to humiliate oneself and sexual partner simultaneously.
Person A: Did you hear about Ronnie? He date-raped that retarded girl on Pearson Avenue.

Person B: Mikey's sister?!? That guntfucker! I'm gonna kill him.
guntfucker by Joel Freeman May 28, 2008
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Gunfunkgangkleous 

A horrible toecurling fungi that will make your armbits secrete pudding
The doctor diagnosed me with gunfunkgangkleousness and I died.
Gunfunkgangkleous by Ari Friedman November 9, 2003
(1)Teh leard of teh wordl
(2) Faaaath~
GutFunk is teh leard of teh wordl
GutFunk by Ktarthan November 14, 2003

Gunkfunkle 

To mess a mess up with another mess. A complex process of ruination that occurs over a period of time that involves layers or mixtures of multiple kinds of junk, refuse, slime, mold, dirt,dust,dander,body fluids,moisture, toe jam, feces, food particles, bacteria, scum, film, viruses and any other material that may degrade over time and meld with another material causing the original messy material to be digested or dissolved thereby making the original mess completely and utterly destroyed along with the original objects or materials in and around the original mess.
If you gunkfunkle your room again you are going to be grounded for three years.

The Government has been gunkfunkled since the Obama administration took charge!
Gunkfunkle by thefarmersfriend October 21, 2010

How bout dem knicks? 

A phrase referring twoard the New York Knicks.
Its usually said to break an unplesent moment of silence.
Guy 1: I think I may be gay.
Guy 2: ...
Guy 1: ...
Guy 2: How bout dem knicks?
How bout dem knicks? by Flame060 March 28, 2005
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Power Couple 

A relationship between two people who are equally as cool as each other. They are as individually awesome and fun to be around as they are when they are together.

Neither one depends on the other for their feelings of self worth- they know in their heart that they are just as valuable to the world as the other. Good looking, optimistic, and sparks a light in the world that people recognize that goes beyond a normal relationship.

In a power couple, if one person is flawed, the other person makes up for their weaknesses in strength. Together they are the epitome of what anyone would desire in a relationship. They encourage goodness in the world and make it a better place by being together.
I'm a fan of those two, they are such a power couple, the epitome of what anyone would want in a relationship.

I am envious of them because they are a power couple.
Power Couple by Pina28 May 23, 2012
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