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guntfucker 

Extremely powerful insult usually directed towards someone when a more creative term than 'asshole' is needed. The implication is that the person is so amoral/stupid that they would fuck a gunt as opposed to a cunt. Reasons for this lack of proper copulation technique could range from indifference to desperation to a perverted sense of the need to humiliate oneself and sexual partner simultaneously.
Person A: Did you hear about Ronnie? He date-raped that retarded girl on Pearson Avenue.

Person B: Mikey's sister?!? That guntfucker! I'm gonna kill him.
guntfucker by Joel Freeman May 28, 2008
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Gunfunkgangkleous 

A horrible toecurling fungi that will make your armbits secrete pudding
The doctor diagnosed me with gunfunkgangkleousness and I died.
Gunfunkgangkleous by Ari Friedman November 9, 2003
(1)Teh leard of teh wordl
(2) Faaaath~
GutFunk is teh leard of teh wordl
GutFunk by Ktarthan November 14, 2003

Gunkfunkle 

To mess a mess up with another mess. A complex process of ruination that occurs over a period of time that involves layers or mixtures of multiple kinds of junk, refuse, slime, mold, dirt,dust,dander,body fluids,moisture, toe jam, feces, food particles, bacteria, scum, film, viruses and any other material that may degrade over time and meld with another material causing the original messy material to be digested or dissolved thereby making the original mess completely and utterly destroyed along with the original objects or materials in and around the original mess.
If you gunkfunkle your room again you are going to be grounded for three years.

The Government has been gunkfunkled since the Obama administration took charge!
Gunkfunkle by thefarmersfriend October 21, 2010

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026