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Abbreviated form of Goon Punch. A highly alcoholic concoction of goon (extremely cheap cask wine), vodka and juice/soft drink. Usually made in large quantities in a tub or similar.
"That gunch is deadly!"
"Get me some gunch would you?"
"This gunch needs more goon"
by lawrencek October 22, 2008
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Whilst using his double donger, Weiros was over whelmed by the smell of his own gunch!
by Count Arza May 29, 2005
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the gunch is a name for any unknown disease, usually on the skin and visible.
Creeping crud is used also.
I better go see the doctor. This gunch looks pretty bad.
by DavidLeeRoth March 05, 2005
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The nastiest cunt imaginable.
Holy shit, Azza's the worst GUNCH I know.
by Mike February 27, 2005
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The nasty, swamp-like area on a golf course that smells terrible.
Roger: "Aww, man. I just put my ball in the gunch."

Ken: "Chalk that ball up as a goner. Nobody goes into the gunch."
by don't suck July 25, 2010
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verb, 1970s-era: Jolt a pinball machine to change the way the ball bounces.
"How d'you gunch that thing so hard without tilting it?"
by foxfirebrand July 31, 2005
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A slang term for ejaculatory fluids, particularly sperm.
"What are you having for lunch?"
"Did you just say gunch?"
"Dude, gross."
by SmashBrother4 April 19, 2016
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