Gumble Tuck

The act of a large man lifting his fat flap in order to insert his penis into a woman, regardless of the orifice.

I am so fat that i needed a good gumble tuck in order to make sexy time with the $3 whore down the street.

Gumble Tuck by heat nuts December 21, 2010

Gumblefuck

A person who's usually normal, but occasionally makes idiotic remarks.

Ted: What color is an orange?
Me: Ted, you gumblefuck, the color is the same as it's name. Just like a lemon.

Gumblefuck by Some random guy was taken February 19, 2023

john tucker gamble 

not to be confused with the recently popular movie "John Tucker Must Die", a john tucker gamble is the sweetest, most genuine, sincere, and greatest person in the whole world. Note, both jt's share the same the trait of their smoking hotness and inability to control the ladies affinity towards them. Never the less no one lady loves a JT Gamble more than his best friend in the whole world. (see jordan paglia)

Note; a john tucker gamble is never complete without a wonkey eye when photographed and the always overwhelming urge to give it in the butt.

-"I met the perfect guy the other night, he is the man of my dreams, gorgeous, sweet, and amazing."

-Back off! that's my john tucker gamble!!

john tucker gamble by jp :) June 5, 2009

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016