eschewing gum

Spongy sticky stuff that you munch ad nauseam in order to help you avoid some unwise habit or procedure. Nicorette comes to mind as an example.

Violette Beauregard had a gum-chewing obsession; I suppose that there is a special gum to help someone with that addiction, but what good would chewing gum-eschewing gum do to sure your gum-chewing addition if it means that you're still chewing gum???

by QuacksO April 10, 2019

fuckity gums

An old person

Look at that fuckity gums, not long to live now.

by Flashr3138 April 30, 2018

roughing gums

Making out with no teeth. A term used when two people, who have no teeth, make out.

What your grandparents do.

The old lady and man were roughing gums in the corner of the diner. It was disturbing.

by Moonluna10 April 7, 2022

Juicy Fruit Gum

Shit doesn't last very long

Mike: "Hey Jimmy, want some Juicy Fruit Gum?"
Jimmy: "Hell no. It loses flavor in two minutes. Got any Trident?"

by OnlyLoveMyBedAndMyMommaImSorry April 22, 2021

getting off on those healthy gums

When a dentist flosses and masturbates at the same time.

"getting off on those healthy gums, hell yea!"

by SmoontyLoverLexi May 31, 2017