1. Someone who has little or no life and spends most of, if not all, their time playing Guitar Hero 1 or 2.
2. Or, someone who has completed a particularly difficult song on any difficulty and won't stop bragging about it.
2. Or, someone who has completed a particularly difficult song on any difficulty and won't stop bragging about it.
1. "Hey, do you know what ever happened to Dave?"
"Yeah didn't you hear, he's a guitar hero now."
2. John talked all period about his gaming prowess, he's such a fucking 'guitar hero'.
"Yeah didn't you hear, he's a guitar hero now."
2. John talked all period about his gaming prowess, he's such a fucking 'guitar hero'.
by J-Sim May 23, 2007
the only video game that chicks don't find absolutely repulsive.. used frequently at parties, and our hi-school hosts yearly competitions between classes. also, real guitarists often bash this game. but after all, that's what it is, a game.
dude-1... i was playing guitar hero, and i finally broke 450,000 points in beast and the harlot!!!
dude-2... whatever... your a fag... you should play real guitar...
dude-1... nahh, its cool.. i can play the drums!!!
dude-2... whatever... your a fag... you should play real guitar...
dude-1... nahh, its cool.. i can play the drums!!!
by rumple d. crumplecrunk July 31, 2008
An awesome multi-platform game that has become a pop-culture phenomenon due to it's ability to make the player feel like they are a talented guitarist without having to waste any time actually leaning how to play a guitar.
Like all things that experience fast widespread success, and cause hot topics of conversation, it has it's detractors. Mainly guitar-players who are angry at the game's ability to make them look bad, and because they didn't know about it first. Like all critics of this type, they take an elitst stance and usually combat any conversation regarding the game with statements like 'Why don't you just play a real guitar'. Or 'It's just a poor man's version of a real guitar', ignorant to the well-noted fact that no girl has been impressed by a guy who can play the guitar skillfully since 1995.
It is this shift in the female gender's attraction from the traditional guitarists to non-instrumental vocalists that has garnered much resentment from the guitarist community. In addition to the fact that being a member of a small band is now less attractive than being a Level 639 at Warcraft.
It is also worth noting that while there are other games that simulate the experience of a sport or activity, such as the Tony Hawk's Pro Skater franchise, Dance Dance Revolution, 'music-making' games, and Sim-whatever; which do not recieve the same hostility from their peer groups. "Why don't you just go and skate/dance/compose/build your OWN theme-park. This is understood to be because of the "Guitars-are-lame paradox", where being skilled at a video game replicating classic guitar songs looks more fun than actually playing them would be.
Like all things that experience fast widespread success, and cause hot topics of conversation, it has it's detractors. Mainly guitar-players who are angry at the game's ability to make them look bad, and because they didn't know about it first. Like all critics of this type, they take an elitst stance and usually combat any conversation regarding the game with statements like 'Why don't you just play a real guitar'. Or 'It's just a poor man's version of a real guitar', ignorant to the well-noted fact that no girl has been impressed by a guy who can play the guitar skillfully since 1995.
It is this shift in the female gender's attraction from the traditional guitarists to non-instrumental vocalists that has garnered much resentment from the guitarist community. In addition to the fact that being a member of a small band is now less attractive than being a Level 639 at Warcraft.
It is also worth noting that while there are other games that simulate the experience of a sport or activity, such as the Tony Hawk's Pro Skater franchise, Dance Dance Revolution, 'music-making' games, and Sim-whatever; which do not recieve the same hostility from their peer groups. "Why don't you just go and skate/dance/compose/build your OWN theme-park. This is understood to be because of the "Guitars-are-lame paradox", where being skilled at a video game replicating classic guitar songs looks more fun than actually playing them would be.
Subject A: "Hey I've just bought Guitar Hero!"
Subject B: "Ughh, philistine. How moronic. Why don't you just be a REAL man and learn how to play guitar for REAL. Heh"
Subject A: "Errrm, are you aware that you're not in 1995 or a movie?"
Test subject (female): Will you (subject A) come over to my house to show me how to play Guitar Hero?"
Subject A: "Yes."
Subject B: "Ughh, philistine. How moronic. Why don't you just be a REAL man and learn how to play guitar for REAL. Heh"
Subject A: "Errrm, are you aware that you're not in 1995 or a movie?"
Test subject (female): Will you (subject A) come over to my house to show me how to play Guitar Hero?"
Subject A: "Yes."
by guitarsarelameparadox December 5, 2007
when a man inserts the end of a guitar inside a woman for sexual pleasure, for true heroics someone can play the guitar while it is inside the woman although some experts claim that this is impossible.
positions include the Hendrix and the cryin' maiden.
positions include the Hendrix and the cryin' maiden.
by jesus 09 August 25, 2008
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1. A game that bad guitarists get good at to feel like they have achieved something in the world of guitar, (normally posted on video hosting websites by annoying little kids).
2. A popular past time for real guitarists who feel like trying something different.
2. A popular past time for real guitarists who feel like trying something different.
Real guitarist#1: Hey John did you nail "through the fire and flames" last night!?
Real guitarist#2: yeah, ive been working on that solo for so long.
Guitar hero kid: HEY!!!, i got 754000 on that with guitar hero!!
Real guitarist#1: oh Jesus, not another one...
Real guitarist#2: Yeah, what a douchebag.
Real guitarist#2: yeah, ive been working on that solo for so long.
Guitar hero kid: HEY!!!, i got 754000 on that with guitar hero!!
Real guitarist#1: oh Jesus, not another one...
Real guitarist#2: Yeah, what a douchebag.
by dave3190 July 11, 2008
A simulatory game that is played on your game system using a game paddel that is in the shape of a guitar, has five buttons (called fret buttons) and a flipper that is supposed to represent all six strings in one! sounds pretty cool huh? well guess what if you have the time to dick around learning to play shit on that, that doesnt even MATCH the song, then just buy a fuckin guitar for $100 instead of the game and learn how to play that instead.
nOOb to guitar hero: WTF why dont I just run home and get my guitar so we can play a real song Mike
Guitar hero junkie: uh, duh, but we have everything that we need to play REAL guitar on my PS2!
nOOb to guitar hero: faggot..
Guitar hero junkie: uh, duh, but we have everything that we need to play REAL guitar on my PS2!
nOOb to guitar hero: faggot..
by James TH April 2, 2007