Her voice is smooth as honey and her skin is soft as a baby's bottom. All men covet her, but only a select few can truly win her affection.
Note: It is not actually possible to be a Guissely-and-a- half, as Guissely is the highest state of perfection that a woman can achieve. However, the term Guissely is commonly misused, sadly.
Woman: "I'm getting a head-to-toe make-over in order to Guisselify myself."