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Guillemette 

Guillemettes are some of the nicest, most selfless, and empathetic girls in the world. She will always stick up for you and is loyal until the very end. When you need a shoulder to cry on, she's there. When you are laughing so hard that you might run out of air, she will be there to laugh along with you. Though all of these amazingly spectacular traits exist within her, she has a dark side too. She may not mean it, but sometimes she makes everyone around her feel invisible and insecure. She changes those around her for the better and for the worst. You are lucky and cursed to ever meet a Guillemette.
Guillemette and I are going downtown tomorrow with friends.
Guillemette by <fakesmiles> February 8, 2019
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Guillemette 

An overly tall, clumsy, teenage boy that always manages to fuck something up. He can often be seen surfing gay porn and shopping for khaki pants and fleece turtlenecks. In his freetime, he enjoys visiting Chip-n-Dale's for a quickie and playing The Matrix Online.
Guillemette: "That tribal tattoo looks so cool."

Strait male: "Shut the fuck up, you queer."
Guillemette by Vaginal Jesus April 3, 2005
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gulleminator

A gulle minator is a guy who fucks assholes all day.
Hey!! You are an gulleminator

Guillomine 

Guillomine is a blond girl with beautiful green eyes. A pacifist who loves harmony. A grear Non Violent Communication teacher. An artist who loves ton draw and a fantastic writer.

PS : Often has a great little sister named Marjolaine ;)
You need a awesome older sister ? Juste look for a girl named Guillomine !
Guillomine by Léontine November 23, 2021
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026