A cheesy motherfucker with thinning hair because he combs it too much and a dog of a girlfriend/sister called a "Stella". They wear a lot of GOLD...be it the color of their velour pants, their fake rolex or their shoes. Guidos love bling bling but not the right kind. Guidos are always catholic and love their mommas. Guidos have big noses and beedy eyes.
by blah March 23, 2005
A ‘Guido’, also known as ‘Guidoing’ or ‘guido’d’, is the act of stating information within a group chat when said information was previously posted by another member.
BG: Damn did you guys see that picture of my dads micro pp?
SK: I posted it yesterday after I took the picture
BG: Damn I just Guido’d so hard.
SK: I posted it yesterday after I took the picture
BG: Damn I just Guido’d so hard.
by (b)S.G.O.Z(g) December 21, 2021
Some dude from New Jersey in his mid 30s that tries to act cool. he Spends 45 minutes in the bathroom everyday trying to style his hair instead of spending time with his wife. He also is a Giant pussy and can't take anything as a joke. He comes home everyday complaing to his wife everyday for stupid shit.
by LmaoTendencies123617 May 25, 2021
by e3fret5 March 5, 2006
An Italian mans name, english equivalent is Guy. It has largly become a derogatory term used by American 'testa di merda' (italian for shitheads)
by Giovanni Russo October 15, 2005
a super fucking mentally retarded bean who might secretly be your cousin because of his redneck behavior
lives by "fuck'em" and constantly finds himself randomly naked or partially naked with his boys but it's not gay because the socks are always on
is one day going to get murked by kim jong un's squadron because he's going to kill kim jongers in the pongers
lives by "fuck'em" and constantly finds himself randomly naked or partially naked with his boys but it's not gay because the socks are always on
is one day going to get murked by kim jong un's squadron because he's going to kill kim jongers in the pongers
by swag daddy dongle July 21, 2020
first of all, being a guido is not just a fad in highschool that predominately italians wear its a way of life a mentality but if you want to stereo-type heres a description:
clothing- A/X tee shirts, diesel shirts, wife beaters,sweat jackets usally by puma or adidas part of a matching set with pants, A/x jeans ben sherman jeans , sweat pants, And capris. anything tight that shows off muscle definition.diesel shoes, nike cortezs, pumas. and let us not forget the classic A/x belt equipped with the nextel. lots of gold or silver chains some with italian horns. and kangol hats and sunglasses worn all day and all night.
Whips- BMW'S usally convertable and has a banging system and an italian flag in one or more places, cadillac's, anything expensive that will make someone say damn!
place of birth- could be anywhere but most guidos reside in northern and southern jerzee and parts of new york predominately brooklyn bensonhurst section.
hang outs- joey's in clifton (if youre from jerzee you know the place), spirit,exit, abyss,temptations,djais, any club in the area or the gym mostly gold's gym where can purchase steroidsnot all guido do steroids though.
music- techno,house, dance no rap if any very little. music that can all form a circle around eachother and dance using the guido fist pump to songs like "pump it up"-danzel, " dancin, i got the pills"-oscar g
phones- usally nextel with a cover and loud ringers and constantly showing no matter what they are wearing.
hair-takes longer to do then all your sisters combined, if you have no sisters then to put it blunt a long fucking time. cut into something called a brook, or brooklyn which consists of long spikes on top and sides but sideburns shaved to points and the back is squared off.
other needs to be a guido- tans all week, lifts wieghts and gets hair cut every week.
ethnicity-italian, mostly if not part if not you can dress like one but you are not one unless youre really fucking cool which ive met my share of
clothing- A/X tee shirts, diesel shirts, wife beaters,sweat jackets usally by puma or adidas part of a matching set with pants, A/x jeans ben sherman jeans , sweat pants, And capris. anything tight that shows off muscle definition.diesel shoes, nike cortezs, pumas. and let us not forget the classic A/x belt equipped with the nextel. lots of gold or silver chains some with italian horns. and kangol hats and sunglasses worn all day and all night.
Whips- BMW'S usally convertable and has a banging system and an italian flag in one or more places, cadillac's, anything expensive that will make someone say damn!
place of birth- could be anywhere but most guidos reside in northern and southern jerzee and parts of new york predominately brooklyn bensonhurst section.
hang outs- joey's in clifton (if youre from jerzee you know the place), spirit,exit, abyss,temptations,djais, any club in the area or the gym mostly gold's gym where can purchase steroidsnot all guido do steroids though.
music- techno,house, dance no rap if any very little. music that can all form a circle around eachother and dance using the guido fist pump to songs like "pump it up"-danzel, " dancin, i got the pills"-oscar g
phones- usally nextel with a cover and loud ringers and constantly showing no matter what they are wearing.
hair-takes longer to do then all your sisters combined, if you have no sisters then to put it blunt a long fucking time. cut into something called a brook, or brooklyn which consists of long spikes on top and sides but sideburns shaved to points and the back is squared off.
other needs to be a guido- tans all week, lifts wieghts and gets hair cut every week.
ethnicity-italian, mostly if not part if not you can dress like one but you are not one unless youre really fucking cool which ive met my share of
"i'm going tanning, lifting wieghts and then going to the club...nick its 4am take your sunglasses off"
by garufiguido February 18, 2005