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A young Armenian male residing in the U.S. (mainly in the L.A./Glendale, CA area) who is usually defined by his oily hair, over usage of cologne, cigarette breath, facial hair of some sort, excessive jewelry, jump suit, and a Beemer. These traits are similar to the North East U. S. "guido," who is usually of Italian descent. Hence the word: GUID + IAN, where "guid" is derived from "guido." The "ian" ending comes from the suffix of almost all Armenian last names.

This Beemer full of guidians barely ran me over when I crossed Glendale Ave!
guidian by J. D. Lombardian January 12, 2008
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Guidianette 

A female guidian. The Armenian version of an Italian guidette. Usually an Armenian girl from the US (The San Fernando Valley, ie: Encino, Tarzana, & Glendale). Fake breasts, designer handbag, usually driving a BMW or Mercedes Benz, long black or platinum hair (extentions), TONS of makeup, and lives off of her many boyfriends or daddy. A very high maintence princess.
Did you see that guidianette at the club last night?
Guidianette by liljouj December 5, 2009

Guidevantage 

When, in a game of Dungeons and Dragons, one player has to perform a certain action (like a Rogue unlocking a locked chest), and two players help them to maximize chances of success (one by giving them Advantage, and the other using Guidance on them).
I'll open the lock, guys, give me Guidevantage.
Guidevantage by DarklordKyo August 6, 2017
a swagmeister. someone who is authentic to who they really are despite being anxious about it.
wow, those hot pink checkerboard pants are so cool, what a guidian.
Guidian by yungbubblegum November 22, 2021
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026