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(n.) 1. A Female guido.

2. A sassy female from the northeast; most likely from Long Island or Statin Island

3. An overly persistent friend, regardless of sex
1. Did you see her waxed eyebrows and fake tan? What a guidess.
2. She's got such a bitchy attitude. Fuckin' guidess.
3. Christ, will you leave me alone you guys!!! You're a bunch of Grade-A guidesses!!!
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guiness book of records 

The most commonly stolen book from public libraries.

Also a widely renown source of the biggest, most expensive and most weird things on the planet. A throughouhly interesting read.
Person 1: "Hey man, check out what I just scored from the library!"
Person 2: "Dude, it's just the Guiness Book of Records. Save yourself the late fees and go buy it for $10"

Marquette University Tour Guides

An elite group on campus dedicated to showing off the number one Catholic party school in the nation. They specialize in one night of drinking mayhem, persuading parents to send their little ones here, and otherwise enjoying each others' company. This group is also on the list of Top 5 campus jobs.
Perspective student: "Hey, Mom! I wonder what Marquette looks like?"
Mom: "Word on the street is that there's some Marquette University Tour Guides there that can tell us about it!"

Guidestoned 

1. To get hit by a bolt of lighting from the Almighty God Himself for promoting the liberal new world order, resulting in the total destruction of a satanic table placed by men as an idol.
2. To get blown up by a IED placed stealthy with every camera in the world watching the target.
3. To announce to the world very LOUDLY that killing 90% of the worlds population is a very EVIL thing.
4. To cover up a crime scene after a supposed IED went off blowing something up then demolishing the entire thing without requiring a crime analysis of who, what and when it happened, which normally requires this.
5. To get struck dead by missle, IED, drone strike or bolt of lighting from God. ie: refer to 1 or 2.
Usage: Looks like those new liberal order Georgia Guidestones just got Guidestoned by a bolt of lighting from God!
Usage 2: Holy hell there rufus, it looks like the video of the Georgia Guidestones just got memory holed on the internet but we know the truth, they got GUIDESTONED!
Usage 3: Oh damn, epstein got guidestoned because he sure as hell did not kill himself when all the video cameras mysteriously went 'out'.

Guinessed 

The feeling one gets of complete bloatedness, lethargy and self-loathing when too many guinesses have been consumed.
"I'm always so guinessed on St. Patrick's day."

"I'm so guinessed I literally can't move"
Guinessed by Charlie and Tom March 19, 2007

Go go Guiness 

A 50/50 mix of energy drink and Guinesss Stout.
Ryad can't get out of bed until he's had a Go go Guiness in the morning.
Go go Guiness by The Mads November 24, 2020