Guessturbation

The seemingly endless and indulgent media speculation before an anticipated event, such as product launches or trial verdicts.

Before Apple's WWDC, the media was climaxing in guessturbation.

by UrbanMervyn June 7, 2013

Guessturbate

Guessing what someone would look like naked when masturbating about them

I guessturbated about her last night

by Mr_mojo_rising_ August 5, 2018