Governor, usually of a Republican state.
If you have a stupid Governor and cannot speak nice about him, then he has truly become a Gub'Nor for the idiots who still support him.
Our Gub'Nor is dumber than your Gub'Nor.
Got Gub'Nor? Take Ours!
Our Gub'Nor is as dumb as a fencepost and just as intransigent.
Come visit Nevada, and when you leave, please take our Gub'Nor with you.