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guardado 

Adjective
1: one who is publicly given a chance to do the right thing but chooses instead to do the wrong thing because he can no longer tell the difference.
2: one whose actions evince corruption.

Noun
1: person who has become morally debased.
2: the act of complicity with moral wrongdoing.
Guardado: Yes, for a minute, I considered kicking it wide but in the end, whether it should have been a penalty or not, that is not our fault.
guardado by jack_in_sd August 19, 2015
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nicholas guardado 

a faggot who likes peen in his ass

joshua guardado

A gay faggot who likes trangeder guy and likes to get booty raped and also has a big ass head and his barber fucked him with a bald spot

guardaroo 

It's a kangaroo trained to guard your house. What the fuck else did you think it was?
The guardaroo pounced up and, gripping the burglar's genitals, removed them with a quick twist.
guardaroo by Flix December 8, 2009

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026