(n) a disease caught by those who attend Gunn High School, Palo Alto, and some surrounding schools. Symptoms generally start to appear junior year, though they
may be present as early as sixth grade in some cases. Short-term effects include
mad AP classes as well as extracurriculars, caffeine addiction, intense
sleep-deprivation, a triple-booked schedule, no time for family and/or friends, and chronic talking online at 5AM while doing homework.
Long-term effects include acceptance to Stanford(in severe cases), heart disease, and a "BRING IT ON" mentality regarding
life that
will haunt you to your grave.
I was
studying AP
Biology while on a volunteer worksite in Canada over spring
break and talking in French to my professor online, when I realized what a totally *Gunnitis* moment it was.