Guanonitis
Guanonitis by Magickpixie November 28, 2013
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Gunnitis
(n) a disease caught by those who attend Gunn High School, Palo Alto, and some surrounding schools. Symptoms generally start to appear junior year, though they may be present as early as sixth grade in some cases. Short-term effects include mad AP classes as well as extracurriculars, caffeine addiction, intense sleep-deprivation, a triple-booked schedule, no time for family and/or friends, and chronic talking online at 5AM while doing homework.
Long-term effects include acceptance to Stanford(in severe cases), heart disease, and a "BRING IT ON" mentality regarding life that will haunt you to your grave.
Long-term effects include acceptance to Stanford(in severe cases), heart disease, and a "BRING IT ON" mentality regarding life that will haunt you to your grave.
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GUNNITIS
The weird emotional cocktail of feeling disgusted and amused at the same time, usually when watching something that’s supposed to be serious but ends up feeling goofy, cringe, or gross in a way that still makes you laugh.
Bro, I just saw that Superman 2025 teaser… I think I caught full-blown GUNNITIS."
"His take on Lex Luthor gave me GUNNITIS — I was disgusted but couldn’t stop laughing."
"Every time James Gunn throws in a random joke during a dramatic scene, my GUNNITIS flares up."
"That was so bad it was good. Peak GUNNITIS moment."
"His take on Lex Luthor gave me GUNNITIS — I was disgusted but couldn’t stop laughing."
"Every time James Gunn throws in a random joke during a dramatic scene, my GUNNITIS flares up."
"That was so bad it was good. Peak GUNNITIS moment."
GUNNITIS by DARKLORDLEE September 20, 2025
A Booger In The Nose Of Progress
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."
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"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
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"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006
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fogey
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)