Grundlesmith 

Root Definition: Grundle(n); the area betweem the scrotom and anus otherwise known as gooch, taint, chode... I could go on for days.
1) One with intimate knowledge of the grundle.
2) One who tends to the grundle, preventing unwanted growth by shaving and/or scrubbing.
Not to be confused with grundolicism which is the worship of the grundle.

1) Ted is the best grundlesmith ever.
2) After being in the woods for the weekend, Frank became the epitome of a grundlesmith.

Grundlesmith by Prof. J. C. L. January 22, 2008

Grundleplith 

A grundleplith is the foreskin that has been recently removed and set out to dry on the lab table from a circumcision. One may act as if they are a grundleplith by being a complete douche and shitting on everyone's day.

Justin Bieber was nominated as Grundleplith of the Year 3 years in a row.

Grundleplith by Guy Ledouche August 31, 2013