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-Noun; {gruf-funkle}
A dirty and often smelly piece of toast. Sometimes found with leftover breakfast or under your bed.
While cleaning his room:

Charles: "eww, i just found a nasty piece of gruffunkle under my bed! and there's hair on it..."
by cupcaker. November 29, 2010
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