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Webster Groves High School 

actually hell. they have black and orange colors... i don’t think they’re smart enough to understand that halloween is only one day of the year lol. and the mascot?? a statesman. like what even is that. maybe you can look it up and lmk.
Person 1- “Hey, what high school did you go to?”
Person 2- “Webster Groves High School.”
Person 1- “Oh, I’m so sorry... that must’ve been living hell.”
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Wylie E. Groves High School 

A high school in Beverly Hill, Michigan. Rated as one of the best public schools in Michigan. Known for its diversity...blah, blah, blah...

Google it if you really want to check it out.
"Whered you go to high school?"
"Wylie E. Groves High School"
"Wheres that at?"
"Beverly Hills, Michigan. Close to Royal Oak and Birmingham"

Webster Groves High School 

A small public school in the heart of a wonderful town, Webster Groves. Sure, we’re not the first school that comes to mind when you think of “money”. But reality is that we make up for it with Friday night basketball, the All Write festival, the mr Webster pageant, acapella concerts, and so much more. Go statesmen!
Yes, I go to Webster Groves High School and no, I won’t tell you what a statesman is.

walnut grove high school 

Small town school with rednecks, big trucks, and inbreds .. some are half bred.. EVERYONE is related to everyone..
walnut grove high school is inbred central

Golden Grove High School 

A place of sadness and depression, the only happy people are the bin chickens that roam the school.
There are eshays here eshays there. They fuck pigs
Golden Grove High School stidents fuck pigs

Merl Grove High School 

This is a distinguished institution with honorable ladies (who DONT give BUN)
Which is well known for sadamistry (battymanism/lesbianism) as well as former chopper principal(Dr Fullerton).
This school hold a unbreakable title for some of the thickest girls ever known to man.

Many time this prestigious institution fall victim to the atrocious creatures of Calabar High School.
(boy 1 )Hey bro look over there at that eloquent lady sitting down waiting for her bus which number I want.
(boy 2)I can already tell that she goes to Merl Grove High School
to the boys prediction they were correct but unfortunately they were declined due to the fact she was a sadamite 😞

Avon Grove High School

A place where we are known as the Red Devils! A place where you can walk into any bathroom and find a juul or a cart this school is known for having the best bathroom kick backs. Also has a principal that bops so many kids just to feed his own nicotine addiction you can also tune into AGTV to find the one and only Frosty Franco doing your weather report.
Person: “Yo you go to Avon Grove High School?”
Me: “Yeah why is there a problem?”
Person: “Nah word on the street is Gary Benasutti owns the most juul in the grove”
Me: “yeah without a doubt I’d even say the state”