A grouchy buddha is someone who is constantly grouchy and rude, but not taken seriously due to height or weight.
yo, Ja'crispy! that guy Anthony is a real Grouchy Buddha!!!
by Grouchy Buddha March 1, 2023
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Name given to a fully erect penis which shrinks to almost nothing after a particularly sickening or hurtful event during lovemaking.

So, I was banging away, when my dick came out on the downstroke and hit her pudenda on the upstroke. The grouchy turtle would not let me get any more that night.

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She queefed while I was eatin' her. My proud peacock became a grouchy turtle after that mess.
by Larry_the_K October 28, 2006
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Experiencing side effects from the Covid vaccine.
I just got my second dose of the Fauci ouchie and now I have the Fauci grouchies.
by SammeStar April 14, 2021
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when a girl sleeps in her partners bed while he sleeps on the couch downstairs...
My partner thinks I'm a grouchy ass girl.
by grouchy girl January 15, 2009
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While referring primarily to one world famous grouchy doctor, a Dr. Grouchi (also spelled Dr. Grouchy) can also be any famous grumpy and televised doctor of any gender, race, orientation or nationality who believes in censorship of media, random lockdowns and gaslighting of other doctors, physicians and anyone else they deem “less qualified” with actual certified medical statistics or information that disagrees with them in order to protect their public image.

NOT to be confused with a so called regular “Grouchi” which is arguably a term that is superfluous to the Urban Dictionary, has been ratio’d with dislikes any place it appears and should never be user without “Dr.” placed in front of it ever. Transphobia is NEVER cool or ok.
Anddddd there goes the newly appointed Dr. Grouchi, berating, gaslighting and talking over every other doctor or physician in the proceeding who disagrees with him.
by IpodClassic June 9, 2021
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An insult that combines every insult ever
Hey did you see that new girl?Yes,she is Grouchi
by Likaboss0388 January 25, 2017
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