3 definitions by Larry_the_K

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Name given to a fully erect penis which shrinks to almost nothing after a particularly sickening or hurtful event during lovemaking.

So, I was banging away, when my dick came out on the downstroke and hit her pudenda on the upstroke. The grouchy turtle would not let me get any more that night.

-OR-

She queefed while I was eatin' her. My proud peacock became a grouchy turtle after that mess.
by Larry_the_K October 27, 2006

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After performing anal sex on a partner, you wipe your feces covered penis between the breasts, resluting in a stripe of feces. Immediately afterward, yelling "Mud tie!"
"Man, that bitch didn't know what to do after I pulled out of her ass and gave her the mud tie."
by Larry_the_K January 03, 2006

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Slang from the early 1960s: a person who flatulates in a tub of water, then pierces the resultant gas bubbles with his or her nose.
Johnny likes to gork while waiting for the tub water to get hot again.
by Larry_the_K January 02, 2006

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