A tiny pinprick hunk of floating land, better known as an island between canada and the rest of michigan. Most of which the kids are secluded and naive. Who have spent countless of hours up on macomb becuase it's the 'cool' thing to do. You won't find any sXe kids here, nope, they steal from their parents liqour cabnets. The highschool consists of one hot ass. principle, and the formally known whitesnake member as the principle. HAH. ROCK ON WHITESNAKE. Theres only one street of civilization surrounded by 100000 sq. ft of "GROSSE ILE OPEN SPACE", no side walks, and a useless airpot and roadkill everywhere else. Most people learn how to drive a boat before their car or bike. Going to sugar island and the cross dykes is a normal summer routine, and you tell your parents you're staying the night at your BFFEAEA friends house when really you're gonig to party over on stout or island blvd. The cops give out more MIPS then the ladies at meijer giving out free sausage samples.
you be goin to the islandgrosse ile today?
naw man, i ain't paying three bucks to be around non-sXe kids.
naw man, i ain't paying three bucks to be around non-sXe kids.
by lizzie65498 June 22, 2007
GROSSE ILE is a ISLAND BY THE DETRIOT RIVER PEOPLE SAY WE ARE SEPRATED FroM THE REST OF THE WORLD. THAT ARE FOOTBALL TEAM SUCKS AND THE MIDDLE SCHOOLERS SOCALIZE ON THE HILL! PEOPLE SAY WE ARE RICH WHITE BITCHES AND GROSSE POINTE MAKES US LOOK BAD BUT HEY SOME OF THE HOUSES ON GROSSE ILE ARE BIGGER THAN YOUR LOCAL HOSIPTIALS! THE CARS WE DRIVE ARE FRICKEN AWSOME! THE MIPS ARE FRICKEN CRAZY AND THE COPS ARE GOING CRAZY OVER HERE. THE MIDDLE SCHOOL WAS ALL WHITE THIS YEAR THATS WHY PEOPLE CALL US WHITE BITCHES! WE ARE SELF CENTERED AND THAT WHATS MAKES US! WE FEED OF OF PEOPLES NEGATIVE ENGERY! THEY ARE MORE GIRLS FIGHTS THEY GUYS! WE HAVE HAD GIRLS POORING SMOOTIES OVER PEOPLES HEADS! NASTY STUFF BEING SAID THAT MAKES PEOPLE WANT TO KILL THEM SELF! GO AHEAD AND SAY WHAT U WANT TO SAY THAT WE SMOKE POT AND GET HIGH MOST OF THEM DO! IF ONE GIRL GOES DOWN THEIR WHOLE CLIQUE GOES AND JOINS THE FIGHTS
GROSSE ILE IS DANGER
by ALEXxisxHOTT August 24, 2008
An island full of rich white kids. Here's a story for you: in may of 2016, our high school lacrosse team slowly tortured and killed a guinea pig, and drank some of its blood as a pre-game ritual for good luck. You can look this up, there are multiple news stories about it. I heard that Peta said something about it, though I can't find that.
Grosse Ile hates guinea pigs
by whyaretherenousernames July 19, 2023