Grolf

The sound a small dog/rodent makes when being struck by a stray putter/driver.

"Dude I hit that fucking gopher!"
"Yea, it grolfed"
"Kinda creapy..."
"Can we keep it?"
"You're going to keep a retarded gopher?"
"NO! A dead one..."

by Zac Rutter-Aulis October 16, 2007

Grolfe

When getting down and dirty just doesn't cut it, you take it to the next level.

Grolfe me harder!
Urgh, I'm gonna grolfe!
Oh man, I was on RatHub the other day and couldn't stop grolfin'!

by SweatyBallSax October 5, 2021

grolf

Anything unpleasant that collects somewhere. For example, the matted hair inside a hoover, the disgusting slime underneath a dental brace, or that rancid liquid at the bottom of a food recycling bin.

Christ Mandy! This bog brush stand is full of grolf. I think I'm about to vom!

by Lord Stu April 21, 2020