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To be spoken in a high-pitched, squeaky tone - can be used to express the following phrases:

"Coffee"
"I like coffee"
"I am going to make the coffee"
"Just make the fucking coffee"
"I've had too much coffee!"

And variations thereupon...

Ideal for the office environment
Person A: "Groarke!!!!!"

Person B: "Groarke indeed!" *Goes to the kitchen to make coffee"

Person B: *Puts down the coffee on the table* "Groarke!"

Person A: "Groarke!"

*Coffee is enjoyed*
Groarke by ---Left_Unfinished--- February 5, 2014
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(verb): a person who stares longingly at people who are eating in the hopes that they will give them some food. (someone in the act of groaking)
Don't stare at me while I'm eating, stop being a groaker!
groaker by afanofbigness June 13, 2018
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(verb): A person who stares at others eating, in the hopes that they will get some food out of it. ( a person who groaks)
Don't establish eye contact with a groaker, they'll stare until you give them something.
groaker by afanofbigness June 13, 2018
A little radge packet from Washy
Let’s get Groarked the neet
Groark by KH2000001 June 11, 2019
Teenage boy who is quiet. He is tall and possibly big nosed. He is very intelligent.
Groark
Groark by Jack package March 6, 2013
(noun): Someone who hangs around a fan community for a thing just to talk about everything they hate about that thing, its creators, its plots, its characters, and its fans.
This groaker keeps showing up to my fan club meetings just to complain about everything. If you think it's so shitty, why are you here?
groaker by frubbliness March 27, 2015

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
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