A griffen is a devastating facial disordeer causing the recipient to slowly deform and form a clitoris on the end of his or hers nose. Men are most inclined to get griffened from being raped as a young child by a sleezey priest or by another child with a lubed up stik. griffene is a slow process and is very painful inbdeed. when it spreads one cazn come all day long and end up with a coldicutt.
by I LOVE BOYS July 29, 2003
griffen is the type of person who is outgoing and shy at he same time. griffen's are usually tall dark haired, freckled and have chin dimples. griffens are not always the smartest people but are awesome to hang around. griffens are the kind of guys who are on the football team but aren't jerks.griffens should ask out jennifers
by wickawocka November 16, 2011
Griffen- To expell the entire contents of you mouth and nasal cavity (snot) in a 2ft 220 degree radius of the direction he or she is facing when they Griffen. Griffening is usually enduced by laughter or extreme shock.
by Admirizal March 06, 2006