A word given to an individual with cabbage patch kid-like qualities. Grif-Grifs are often characterized by rosy cheeks and a high pitched shrill voice. Such individuals are usually female, and have demonstrated an innate attraction towards inquisitive robot-loving young men. Grif-Grifs are prone to agression when one questions their intelligence. One should should exercise extreme caution when doing so, unless they are simply trying to piss the grif-grif off.