Gremlin's Law

The chance of something going wrong increases inversely to the time when you need it to get done.

Jim: I need this paper to print now!
James: Well that sucks, cause the printer's jammed.
Jim: I forgot about Gremlin's Law again.

by SilverPeppef May 29, 2014

Great Gremlin Yeet

A Great Gremlin Yeet is when the smallest person in a group, either physically throws someone to the ground, usually in a parking lot. Can also be used to describe someone throwing another out of the friend group for being a douche.

"J gave Daniel the Great Gremlin Yeet today! She threw him to the ground in front of everyone!"
"J Great Gremlin Yeeted Ian for being a douche. He said he could remove all of her friends!"

by SargeV July 16, 2020

Womb gremlin

Child, most cherished one, offspring, baby, teenager, toddler

I love my little womb gremlin, everyday is a joy

by Barneycl81 March 5, 2021

Piss Gremlin

Piss Gremlin- (N) 1. A druggie who smells like piss. 2. Somebody that is very extremely liberal or conservative. That creep at your school who just gives you pedophile or rapist vibes.

That guy smells like a Piss Gremlin! , Donald Trump is a total Piss Gremlin.

by SNAPSTYLZ November 11, 2021

unwashed gremlin

Unwashed Gremlin. -Any person who owns commie weaponry, you should never trust this type of person as they would kill you for a rusty can of beans. ie, owns an ak style of gun or worships slavshit like it.

Person#1 Hey have you seen David lately?
Person#2 No he went with that Unwashed Gremlin to his cave to look at all of his stolen guns.
Person#1 RIP David.

by America's last hope. July 3, 2017

Fact gremlin

A person that can talk about facts or/and listen to them all day. They are always very passionate about every fact and will talk about it in very expensive ways. They mostly don't know more about a subject than fun facts.

- You are very passionate about this subject! Do you study it?
- No I just spent 5 hours listening to fun facts about it.
-Oh so you are a fact gremlin!

by A fact gremlin in fact! October 8, 2021

Wall Gremlin

An amazing bitch who practically lives on a wall.
Almost always found in a country.

Rarely in space

My friend is in fact a wall Gremlin

by WhereIsWillToLive March 7, 2022