1. The only reason people go to Greenwood is to pass through to go to a better place. People will laugh when they hear your graduating class probably had a max of 30. Rivals are the Loyal Greyhounds, and we all hate those assholes in Neillsville that think their tough and have a pool at their school. Only people that still live there spend their lives slaving at Grassland Butter since High School. This is also the same reason this town isn't unincorporated yet. The exciting events in town include going to the bar, seeing the occasional weirdo on main street, or getting the only fast food at the 2 gas stations.
2. If you're reading this I can clearly tell that you have at least 3 generations of family living here, and know every single person by their first and last name. We all rot here as we wish for a Mcdonalds or a movie theater less than 30 minutes away. You guessed right when Greenwood meant there was alot of trees. Nothing short of the boondocks. Definitely a family town. But not like those cousin fuckers in Neillsville that get knocked up every week.
2. If you're reading this I can clearly tell that you have at least 3 generations of family living here, and know every single person by their first and last name. We all rot here as we wish for a Mcdonalds or a movie theater less than 30 minutes away. You guessed right when Greenwood meant there was alot of trees. Nothing short of the boondocks. Definitely a family town. But not like those cousin fuckers in Neillsville that get knocked up every week.
by ObviouslyDontLiveHereAnymore January 18, 2019