Me and old girl were messing around, but I forgot to take off my class ring. I just had to green lantern that ho.
by Coletrain November 15, 2007
Also know as "The Evil Geneuis" Green Lantern is widely known for makin mixtapes. Creates songs and mixes them wit various lyrics from rap artists. He is currently under Aftermath Interscope label.
by MVP February 8, 2005
When you drink copious amounts of draft beer for an entire evening. In the morning when you wake up you will blow green smoke out of your ass.
by grandma's attic June 9, 2006
Doesn't exist.
by Geckotastica November 17, 2020
Tom: My girl is horny, I think I'm gonna green spiderman that ho.
Jason: Naa green lantern that ho.
Tom: I ran out of laxatives last night.
Jason: Its okay just eat at taco bell.
Jason: Naa green lantern that ho.
Tom: I ran out of laxatives last night.
Jason: Its okay just eat at taco bell.
by almightyidill October 29, 2007
(n) A claimed conspiracy plan brought upon by dominatrixes and ten year old bullies to torture the groins of men and stinky poopy brains, in public for maximum humiliation.
(v) Anxiously awaiting a strong two minute long suckerpunch to you ballsack
(v) Anxiously awaiting a strong two minute long suckerpunch to you ballsack
(n) Guy 1: sigh
Guy 2: What's the matter.
Guy 1: Tonights role playing night for me and the misses.
Guy 2: Green Lantern: Stand Up Coaster?
Guy 1: Yep.
(v) Dude, this dude just threatened me he's gonna hand my ass to me. I'm Green Lantern: Stand Up Coaster-ing right now!!!
Guy 2: What's the matter.
Guy 1: Tonights role playing night for me and the misses.
Guy 2: Green Lantern: Stand Up Coaster?
Guy 1: Yep.
(v) Dude, this dude just threatened me he's gonna hand my ass to me. I'm Green Lantern: Stand Up Coaster-ing right now!!!
by theguiltyconscience August 13, 2011