v. to deliberately surprise a ho by jerking off under a table and skeeting on her on her midsection through forceful ejaculation. Afterwards you get up and say to the waiter or bartender, 'Sorry for the mess,' leaving the ho both horrified and covered in jizz. From Star Wars Episode 4, where Greedo the bounty hunter got shot under the table by Han Solo, who fired first.
"That trifling ho was cheating on me, so when we was at the Wendy, I greedoed that bitch and told her to clean herself up and go fuck her baconator."
by Jay Mc January 10, 2008
by 1337 October 27, 2003
n. A bounty hunter from Star Wars : Episode 4. Strange blue-green creature with antennas and big bug eyes. Obviously impoverished. Wore bright orange vest. Shot by Han Solo in a bar.
Han Solo believed Greedo was trying to take rob him. In reality, Greedo was simply too poor to afford food and was asking for something to eat.
by FeudalWarlord January 12, 2006
A Rodian bounty hunter who confronted Han Solo in a cantina in Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope. Solo managed to turn the tables and kill Greedo before he could fire a single shot.
by W4rM4chine May 24, 2016
by dictonaryboy May 13, 2023
Cannabis Sativa, aka weed. Definition presumably derived from the characteristic green color shared by the plant and the eponymous bounty hunter.
by Pantheos April 2, 2005
Don't you just love the way he killed that man, it was like Greedo shoots first, dodging the man's attack before pulling of an attack of his own.
by 160 IQ Gungan January 15, 2013