Grayleaf Share definition Flag The perfect creature made by God himself as the female counterpart to Jesus Christ. She enjoys walks on the beach, and laughing hysterically when you slice your foot open on glass. "Grayleaf is such a hot bitch." "Dude, Grayleaf noticed I exist!" Grayleaf by Evesest October 17, 2008 0 0 Get merch Get the Grayleaf mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch