Top Definition
A city born hippy who actually values bathing and possess's skills such as "getting your shit together" but still follows a relatively hippy lifestyle. Granola hippies may even enjoy activities such as video games, riding in cars, and warming their genitalia with the space heater for the hell of it.
"John isn't a REAL hippy. He's a fuckin granola hippy. What a poser."
by zombi April 21, 2015

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