Aiden Granitz 

A four-teen year old boy who really isn’t the best kid you want to know. He simultaneously bullies his friends for attention, which he can’t get. He’s also has the worst hairline that nobody could stand. With friends he always bullies other people and bullies his own friends.

At school

Person who knows Aiden Granitz
“Do you know Aiden Granitz”

Person at school
“ Ya that ass with the worst hairline”

Using Aiden in a sentence
“Queue Aiden’s hairline”

Aiden Granitz by AnonymousGuy15675 June 13, 2019

Grannies chin 

an overly sized foreskin relative to the shaft

Look everybody, Alex's penis is protected by a wild grannies chin!

Grannies chin by kerrdawg December 21, 2012

Bring Over the Granite 

A euphemism used by middle-aged men to subtly engage in gay sex under the auspices of doing a home improvement project.

"John let's get together in the next week or so, I can bring over the granite for the project."

Bring Over the Granite by Genitalien July 3, 2020

Grangina 

The sexual organs of a female homo sapien who's child has also had a child. Known for being particularly dry, dusty, and decrepit.

Fentilworth: I spied you canoodling with Mrs. Pennybone last night. Don't deny it, Fergwelstein!
Fergwelstein: I say, nothing gets past your monacled eye does it Fentilworth. I was indeed balls deep in Mrs. Pennybone's grangina!
Fentilworth: Bravo!

Grangina by Morkus Morkus August 9, 2018

Steve Granitz 

BIG MAC

BIG AND FAT LIKE A MAC

Steve Granitz

Steve Granitz by AnonymousGuy15675 October 5, 2019

grani 

A significantly wealthy or rich person or group of people.

WOW! Malta is so grani!

Singapore is the least grani country in the world.

grani by separn April 14, 2022

Granking 

The Process in gaming where you are "Grinding" very hard to rank up. Or Ranking Up with two - three scoops of GFuel.

"Randy was really Granking today after he snorted 3 lines of Gfuel."

Granking by the20footmidge July 14, 2020