Grandpa jack is the one thing that God can`t compare to. He has been around since 001 BC. Grandpa Jack has the most human teeth ever, collecting them from his brethens graves and keeping them in a bag made of the sun Galactica.
Oh my Grandpa Jack!

What in the name of Grandpa Jack!

I swear it on Grandpa Jack...
by Grand Father Jack November 1, 2016
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