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Grandmaitis 

Grandmaitis can be defined as the symptomatic physical response to going to grandma's and getting fed too much. The bloated stomach, burping, groaning and undoing of pants (not to be confused with Turkey-Coma)
Oh man! I went over and she fed me five meals in one day! :-p Oh man! I have Grandmaitis and can't breathe! If I eat anything else I'm going to barf!
Grandmaitis by ObsoleteSadness December 3, 2010
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Bernard-Grandmaître 

Is a shitty Elementary School that has dumb teacher riddled around. As you walk around you can see No Smoking Signs on every wall. Also their principal is very idiotic and not in any way smart.
Bernard-Grandmaître Is a dumb school.

GrandAutismo 

The autistic kids that race through the halls making race car noises that you usually take knee caps from so they crawl around on stubs and now they are just snails
Look it’s a GrandAutismo! LETS TAKE HIS DAMN KNEE CAPS!
GrandAutismo by EMSP420 March 28, 2019

grandpaidis 

Feeling pain in joints, back, bones, muscles in ages below 30. Feeling like napping midday and having to wear a diaper
Damn my knee is killing me must be that grandpaidis i diagnosed myself with
grandpaidis by Grandpaidis March 3, 2021

Grandautismo 

he so far on the scale he has to be the grandautismo