Grandmaitis

Grandmaitis can be defined as the symptomatic physical response to going to grandma's and getting fed too much. The bloated stomach, burping, groaning and undoing of pants (not to be confused with Turkey-Coma)

Oh man! I went over and she fed me five meals in one day! :-p Oh man! I have Grandmaitis and can't breathe! If I eat anything else I'm going to barf!

Grandmaitis by ObsoleteSadness December 3, 2010

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Bernard-Grandmaître

Is a shitty Elementary School that has dumb teacher riddled around. As you walk around you can see No Smoking Signs on every wall. Also their principal is very idiotic and not in any way smart.

Bernard-Grandmaître Is a dumb school.

Bernard-Grandmaître by Blueyso May 25, 2019

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GrandAutismo

The autistic kids that race through the halls making race car noises that you usually take knee caps from so they crawl around on stubs and now they are just snails

Look it’s a GrandAutismo! LETS TAKE HIS DAMN KNEE CAPS!

GrandAutismo by EMSP420 March 28, 2019

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grandpaidis

Feeling pain in joints, back, bones, muscles in ages below 30. Feeling like napping midday and having to wear a diaper

Damn my knee is killing me must be that grandpaidis i diagnosed myself with

grandpaidis by Grandpaidis March 3, 2021

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Grandautismo

the most autistic out of them all

he so far on the scale he has to be the grandautismo

Grandautismo by councilofkalebs March 6, 2023

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

Word of the Day on July 18, 2026

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

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