An old man's course, gray pubic hair. Typically found on the rims of public toilets and urinals as a result of natural hair loss during the aging process.
Frank called custodial services to report an excessive amount of Grampy's Whiskers in the office men's room.
by Eaton Holgoode September 30, 2015
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One having a big bush, the bush is very big due to it being left for months on end without tending too. Therefore, giving one a grampy bush
"Good thing you told me about having a Grampy Bush or else i wouldnt be able to wheel so many broads"
by Chuck Biggs February 19, 2007
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A vigorous hand job administered by an elderly male or, in cases of family fun, your grandpa.
Dude lets go drinking at Old Tymers tonight.

Why? It's full of horny old men.

I know. I got a Grampy's Handshake last time I was there.
by Eaton Holgoode October 26, 2015
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A YOUNG WOMEN WHO LIKES OLDER GUYS THAT DON’T HAVE MONEY
Her last bf was well off, now she's dating someone twice her age, and half her money's worth, that girl is such a grampy grabber!
by Lo Lo Jo Jo August 28, 2009
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Found in most gyms in Florida. A Grampy's Work Out consists of two sets of 10 on any machine followed by sitting and drinking coffee with other over 60's. Highly effective and life altering.
Visit any Florida gym for work out tips. Especially Grampy's Work Out.
by Eaton Holgoode February 28, 2015
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The ultimate diss. This can be used to reply to things like your granny tranny
Ryan: Your mom gay lol
Bradley: no u
Ryan: Ur daddy lesbian
Bradley: Your granny tranny
Ryan: Your grampy trampy
Bradley:*looses all faith and kills himself in less than 1 second*
by Ryan~the beast March 13, 2018
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the WORST insult you can receive. worse than ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian and ur granny a tranny
Brad: ur mom gay lol
Anton: no u
Brad: ur dad lesbian
Anton: ur granny a tranny
Brad: ur grampy a trampy
Anton: *dies and goes to hell where satan laughs at him*
by Africanracism March 11, 2018
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