Grampo 

A Grandpa that has the ability to be as serious as a heart attack as well as the opposite of that without grandkids knowing for sure whats up.

Grampo was driving down the curvy road with the three Grand boys in the back seat.He then shouted the steering is out! Ben and Mac screamed ahhhhh but Mac didn't buy it for a minute.Grampo was being Grampo once again.

Grampo by rOYAL SMALLNESS October 12, 2020

Grampa

He's a loving old man that was strict raising his kids, but spoils his grandkids. He really is a softie if you give him a hug. He wears flannel shirts and cowboy boots, and you always find him with a hat on his head. His best friend is his dog. They go everywhere together. He only drinks cherry kool-aid and beer and his favorite meal is a cold can of Van Camp's Baked Beans. The volume on his TV is way too loud and he mutes the commercials. He's the smartest man in the world, with a 10th grade education, and he knows the answer to everything. He goes to bed early and reads intellegant books that he passes on to you. He's passionate and generous. You can always count on Grampa.

Grampa: "Those Bush's baked beans arent very good you know!"

Mom to child: "Hey get your Grampa a beer."

Grandkid: "I love my Grampa!"

Grampa by sm1l3s October 15, 2008

Grampdad

When you are old as fuck, and about to have a baby, at the same time your kid is also having a baby. You sir, are a Grampdad.

My kid is having a baby! So am I! I'm a Grampdad!

Grampdad by WesTek May 22, 2020

Gampo

A mixture between street rat and white trash. As the story goes, apparently Minneapolis rapper Prof and his friends back in high school knew a kid by the name of Gampo who used to steal things and was sketchy as hell. They would take him places and he would need to be told not to steal things, which he always would anyway, no matter where they went. Basically now Prof and his friends have no idea where this "Gampo" character is, and they don't know whether he is dead or alive. So now Prof uses this sketchy guy's name as reference to him and his friends, as well as used in Prof's music.

"You dirty Gampo, get off my street."
"Give that back you fucking Gampo."
"Some Gampos stole the radio right out of my car, I can't believe it."
"I'm a Gampo."

Gampo by spiffybardman August 23, 2011

Grampagne 

Grampagne is a bottle of champagne with a gram of molly dumped into it. Pass it around at concerts, shows and parties to keep the raging going well beyond sunrise! A Touch of Class exclusive.

"I don't drink alcohol anymore... just grampagne."

Grampagne by freakyniquey November 18, 2012

Gramp tramp 

Women who only date men who are significantly older than they are.

Look at that young girl with that silver fox. Is that her dad or her date? She’s a real gramp tramp.

Gramp tramp by ButtloadBetty92 May 25, 2018

gramps 

someone who has characteristics of an old man.
1. falling asleep anywhere including using a calculator
2. wandering off with no purpose or destination
3. mumbling to himself because 'its a bonus if anyone is listening'

gramps fell asleep in the middle of a sentance again.

gramps by anon January 12, 2004