Wilsons is a pretty shit school all in all. If you go wilsons yes you will be almost guarenteed great GCSE grades, however you will also be guarenteed no social life or atleast no social skills. To identify a ‘wilsonian’ simply introduce them to a female and see them tremble and fidget, ultimately collapsing into a ball on the ground, saliva dribbling off their bottom lip.
Wilsons grammar school:
Functioning human 1: what do we think of wilsons?
Functioning human 2: shit
Functioning human 1: what do we think of shit?
Functioning human 2: Wilsons!
Functioning human 1: what do we think of wilsons?
Functioning human 2: shit
Functioning human 1: what do we think of shit?
Functioning human 2: Wilsons!
by ShalomJackie October 30, 2018
A school located near the central outback of Western Australia. Commonly known as 'the farm', Guildford Grammar has a high reputation as being an outdoor paddock with stray horses roaming around playing fields. The school is hard to distinguish and has been thought of as a haystack many a time.
P1: Look at that horse"
P2: Thats one of the GGS teachers!!!"
P1: I believe we're lost. wait, the sign says Guildford Grammar School"
P2: Looks like an abandoned haystack to me..."
P2: Thats one of the GGS teachers!!!"
P1: I believe we're lost. wait, the sign says Guildford Grammar School"
P2: Looks like an abandoned haystack to me..."
by schoolreview'10 August 29, 2010
A school full of failures and people who wish they were at Sydney Boys. Despite being a private school in AAGPS, is terrible at sports, and cannot compete. Full of gay Asian nerds and SJW communists. Pupils famed for having abnormally small penises.
Girl 1: Who is that? Does he go to Sydney Grammar School?
Girl 2: Look at that nonexistent bulge. Of course.
Girl 2: Look at that nonexistent bulge. Of course.
by Bigguss_dickuss_ November 12, 2021
Guildford Grammar, A previously co-ed school, turned all boy school. However, after many years of not getting pussy they decided to go back to co-ed. Unfortunately no girl wants to go to school on a farm full of pigs so, they only have a few dozen in each year level. The boys at Guildford are often described as having nearly as much intelligence as a first generation caveman, they often react to banter situations with aggression and take every comment to the cold black thing they call a heart. Guildford boys often like to prey on the girls of the school, making questionable comments and sexually harassing them. The school is most well known for failing in the sport, academic, music and art part of education however, they excel in being pricks. The average Guildford guy is a fuckboy who likes to ask girls for nudes and videos of them masturbating. Yet, whilst they still do this you will more then often see the boys get hard to each other in the change rooms. A Guildford boy is your basic faggot who tries so, so hard to act straight. The girls are alright, they just need to move to somewhere better and hopefully get good therapy help after the horrors they experienced whilst there.
See that guy wanking over there? Must go to Guildford Grammar School.
Who came last in the Head Of The River? Guildford Grammar School of course!
What is that school again that's in the PSA but no one cares about? Oh yeah! Guildford Grammar School!
Who came last in the Head Of The River? Guildford Grammar School of course!
What is that school again that's in the PSA but no one cares about? Oh yeah! Guildford Grammar School!
by GGS IS FESTY March 22, 2019
A School situated in West Yorkshire (England) it consists of three buildings;
- The West Wing (new building) that is made from card-board.
- The East Wing (old building) that's falling to pieces and has some of the worst toilets found in the western hemisphere.
- The 6th Form Block, Home to the common room a place where the civilised (older) students go to escape the natives (children) that inhabit the school. It also has vending machines that contain chocolate (unlike the rest of the school he he).
- The West Wing (new building) that is made from card-board.
- The East Wing (old building) that's falling to pieces and has some of the worst toilets found in the western hemisphere.
- The 6th Form Block, Home to the common room a place where the civilised (older) students go to escape the natives (children) that inhabit the school. It also has vending machines that contain chocolate (unlike the rest of the school he he).
A - "So I heard you go to Salts*"
B - 'Yeah"
A - "I also heard its crap"
B - "Yeah"
*Slang for Salt Grammar School
B - 'Yeah"
A - "I also heard its crap"
B - "Yeah"
*Slang for Salt Grammar School
by ILMROWKAW November 11, 2005
Absolute shitty school.Full of neeks and racist chavs.The teachers all act posh when they drive their fords and the headteachers a dickhead
by Dujabbdjksjvd August 16, 2019
tom: oi rod the fuck is that smell, it smells like my balls after i ran a marathon
rod: don worry mae is jus the kingston grammar school kids stinkin up the traen
rod: don worry mae is jus the kingston grammar school kids stinkin up the traen
by lucila-fan May 16, 2022