A small, beautiful city located in SouthEast Germany.
Husband: Where would you like to go for our honeymoon?
Wife: I hear Grafenwoehr is beautiful.
The worst place to live in Germany. Its in the middle of nowhere, with only 3 bars and hundreds of drunk soldiers. You're more likely to get into a fight here than get laid.
Hey man, you wanna go to Grafenwoehr this weekend?
No man, the only time I go there is to go to the field. Let's go to Nurnberg instead man.