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The greatest player ever in the NHL and on the face of the Earth. He can do anything he wants, whenever he wants. People can only wish to be Grabner. He is so fast that they call it the "speed of Grabner" to measure his speed. On a scale of 1-10, his awesomeness is a 40. He is the man the Dos Equis guy dreams of being. God created the Earth in 6 days, and on the 7th day he created Grabner. No matter how hard you try you can never be as good as Grabner. His name is also an adjective to describe something that is beyond amazing.
Paul: This is Grabner!
Nick: Grabner!
Dan: Nick and Paul are so Grabner!
Grabner by ninony40 March 21, 2011
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Dick Grabbers

When a girl gets a fresh fill in for their nails, a full set of fresh new nails, or even just a fresh manicure, and they slay. They can be known as dick grabbers because when you got a boo those fresh nails will be wrapped around that dick and he will think it's sexy.
"Bae i got my dick grabbers done"

"My dickgrabbers look good asf"
Dick Grabbers by jksisijdmaki August 13, 2017

cabbage grabber 

an illegal alien beaner
About 150 cabbage grabbers ran from the barn as the police officers came to investigate a reported cockfight.
cabbage grabber by USnative February 6, 2010

Grabber in Chief 

Another title for the 45th President of the United States.
Yeah I voted for the Grabber in Chief, he is the Man!
Grabber in Chief by Dr Bunnygirl December 14, 2017

Charles Grubner 

Man 1: I'm real hungry. We should get some food.

Man 2: Yeah we should hit up TBell and get our Charles Grubner on.
Charles Grubner by CharlesGrubner August 24, 2009

mommy-grabber

an offensive term, used primarily in online personal ads such as those on Craigslist, to define a cub (young male, usually ages 18-25) looking for a cougar (an older mature woman, usually ages 35-50) to hook up with.
Craigslist personals ad:

I am a VGL 19 year old virgin cub; are there any cougars out there who want to deflower me?

Response to ad: i am not sure craigslist is the appropriate place to for a craigs-hook, especially for a mommy-grabber.
mommy-grabber by Uncle Dimma January 9, 2012

Shekel Grabber 

Someone who does petty theft or small-scale scams for almost no profit in return.
That dude is such a shekel grabber. He said he'd pay my $0.50 back today, but he just ghosted me instead.
Shekel Grabber by IMainSkyblock September 28, 2021
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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