Grablin

grabber of the ass. typically one who grabs the ass or private parts of another in a gremlin-like fashion, grabbing and then running away chuckling or giggling. This is a usually done in a single swift motion. The victim often never knows the true identity of the grablin. Grablin's have also been known to yell "grablin!" while fleeing from their victim. The word is derived from the words "grab" and goblin". Originated from a comical mispronunciation of the two words used closely in the same sentence.

A boy is walking down a dark corridor minding his own business. A small girl jumps out from behind large trash can, grabs his ass and runs away chuckling.

Boy: "Get away from me you ass-snatching grablin!"

Grablin by guitarmaster159 October 20, 2010

Money Grabbin Bitch 

Money Grabbin Bitch: yo baby momma, yo foes, yo land lady, yo bitch, yo kids, baisicly any bitch that wanna get you for yo paper... or wut u tell people when they tryin to stick u fo yo paper

Money Grabbin Bitch: You gotta pay my car, my cell, my rims, my nails, my hair, and u gotta pay child support...

ME: Shut up you MONEY GRABBIN BITCH...

Money Grabbin Bitch by Yung Gawd January 19, 2008

Cake Grabbing 

The act of grabbing cake in one's hand without dropping it or getting frosting all over your hand or anyone else and then eating the cake. This only applies when one uses a single hand, not two. Usually only guys or men participate in this.

I was so hungry for some of that chocolate cake, but all of my plates and flatware were dirty, so I had to go cake grabbing.

Cake Grabbing by Oodles and oodles of noodles! February 21, 2010

groin-grabbingly good 

A term used to indicate extreme pleasure with something (it could be practically anything), to the point of that something inducing the grabbing of one's genital area in a reflexive attempt at masturbation. Not necessarily literal. The term was coined by television buffoon Homer Simpson.

Fool: Wow, this Nascar race is groin-grabbingly good!

groin-grabbingly good by jazzriff October 14, 2005

grabbing a chocolate bar 

offensive term: for a white man, at a bar, to walk up to a random black/Caribbean girl and ask her for sexual favors.

(N.B: For a black guy to do the same to a white girl should probably be called licking vanilla ice cream.

do not go grabbing a chocolate bar unless you are ready to become the girl's sugar daddy.

grabbing a chocolate bar by Uncle Dimma January 8, 2015

Grabbing a Slice 

The unwanted act of smothering someone with the whole penis and scrotum. A modified variation of a teabag.

While passed out, Adrian Zmed was grabbing a slice along with being scribbled upon and antiqued.

Grabbing a Slice by DA February 23, 2005

grabbing the dragon

when a man masturbates during a Lord of the Rings movie

"Dude, last night I was Grabbing the Dragon when Frodo got the ring!"

grabbing the dragon by dundiewinner January 15, 2017