governator

Large Austrian man who won the election for Kaleefohnya, and all of deese tings.

I can't believe we were stupid enough to elect a governator.

by Ah-Nold October 9, 2003

governed

"To be GOVERNED is to be watched, inspected, spied upon, directed, law-driven, numbered, regulated, enrolled, indoctrinated, preached at, controlled, checked, estimated, valued, censured, commanded, by creatures who have neither the right nor the wisdom nor the virtue to do so. To be GOVERNED is to be at every operation, at every transaction noted, registered, counted, taxed, stamped, measured, numbered, assessed, licensed, authorized, admonished, prevented, forbidden, reformed, corrected, punished. It is, under pretext of public utility, and in the name of the general interest, to be placed under contribution, drilled, fleeced, exploited, monopolized, extorted from, squeezed, hoaxed, robbed; then at the slightest resistance, the first word of complaint, to be repressed, fined, vilified, harrassed, hunted down, abused, clubbed, disarmed, bound, choked, imprisoned, judged, condemned, shot, deported, sacrificed, sold, betrayed, and to crown all, mocked, ridiculed, derided, outraged, dishonored. That is government; that is its justice; that is its morality."

--Pierre-Joseph Proudhon

"We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness. --That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed, --That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it..."

by Academician April 10, 2006

Government

People who think they have the right to put you in your place, but really don't, but then again really do.

The government is silly.

by Olive Oil 98 November 13, 2017

The Government

1)A bunch of fucking ass holes that should all go to hell for there fucking stupidity.
2)The sad thing they call mother of freedom.
3)Bush is part of the government, thus making the government even worse and by far more corrupt then it needed to be.
4)FUCKERS

The Government is worthless and heterosexually challenged because of the war, and by allowing Bush to become president ;-@!!!!!

Note: If you voted for Bush.. or anyone else helping to corrupt the "free" (free-my-ass) United States... You're GAY... I mean that Non-Offensively to actual heterosexually challenged people.

Note2: Power To The H~C~P!! :-) Even though I'm straight.

by Lyss-Marie November 5, 2005

government

A bunch of evil people who wish to inslave every man, woman, and child.

The government is made up of a bunch of liars.

by weirdgirl September 16, 2003

Government

Government does not have to be necessarily bad. It depends on who is running it. When someone kind and smart is running it, it holds the nation together. The opposite tears the nation apart. Anarchy is usually worse, unless totalitarian government is in power.

GOVERNMENT

Roosevelt-holds nation together

Hitler- tears nation apart. Literally, the land was torn apart by bombs.

by GrumpyCatFartingRainbows June 5, 2019

Governmented

When you have a party and someone you invited (the governmenter) brings an entourage that outnumbers the total number of people you originally invited. This often results in the taking over of your party or the proverbial "stealing of one's thunder".

Originated because government representatives will always outnumber a company's representatives at any meeting.

"Why are all these people at my party? I didn't invite them..."
"They all came with (name of governmenter)."
"That's more people than I invited to my own party!"
"You've just been governmented."

by Legion_05 November 24, 2011