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Gutowski 

Incredible eating machine. Keep hands away from its mouth as a safety precaution. Rare species that when vomiting sounds like a cross between a wookie and a bird. Though it is rare it can often be found feasting at the Greasy Panda.
Please keep all hands feet and objects away from the Gutowski while it is feeding.
Gutowski by Little Wookie April 5, 2005
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gutowskied 

the act of being "finished" on by a double stream of semen as it exits a pierced wiener.
Thanks to my prince Albert, I gutowskied on her face and tits at the same time.
gutowskied by Grantolabar August 17, 2017

Gortowski 

A person who consistently takes a contrarian stance in conversations even if they agree because they enjoy conflict.
He agrees with the opinion, but he's pulling a Gortowski because he likes to argue.
Gortowski by anonymous January 1, 2025
The surname Gotkowski, is of Polish origin. (pronounciation got-cough-ski) derived from the personal name "Gotko," a diminutive of Gottfried or Gottlieb, meaning "God's peace" or "God's love". The name first appeared in medieval Poland and likely referred to a person with that name or a related occupation.
I met this guy called Sabastian Gotkowski back in kindergarden, we havd been close friends ever since.
Gotkowski by Gotek November 10, 2025
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
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Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
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